Not Me! Monday

It's Not Me! Monday and I would like to inform you that I was not involved in the following shenanigans.

This week I did not drink orange juice from a measuring cup and ice cream right out of the box because there were  no clean dishes left... Not Me!

I did not leave with the keys for someone else's house thinking they were for my own.  And lock myself and my 6 month old out of the house ALL day long? Never. Not Me.

I did not continue to drive out of the garage unable to see over my left shoulder causing the right side-view mirror to crunch-hit-the-garage and fall off my husband's car. Ach! Who would do that!? (Not Me!)

Someone had a very bad first Not Me! Monday post.  But it was Not Me!